operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

alibuttons:

chubby-bunnies:

Mary Lambert - Secrets 

Yes girl! Love it <3

This song feels like it was written for me. The first line caught my attention IMMEDIATELY because I have Bipolar Disorder, and I actually teared up listening to this up-beat song because I related to it so much! 

y’all don’t understand how much I needed this song this week

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